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I asked my mother the other day, "What do you want for dinner? I'll get you anything your little heart desires."
My mother, true to form, radiated the stereotypical motherly vibe: "Don't worry about me. Just make whatever you want, dear."
So I said, "You want a nice cold-cut sandwich?" to which she replied, "I dunno, maybe something warm."
So I racked my brain. "How about some mac and cheese? You love my mac and cheese!"
She said "Maybe something meatier."
I said, "A steak? How about a nice, juicy steak?"
"Too much work, with the knife and the fork and the cutting and the chewing."
Hmm. "Spaghetti and meatballs? Meatballs are meaty!"
"Too round. Maybe something flatter?"
What did my mother want to eat?
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I asked my mother the other day, "What do you want for dinner? I'll get you anything your little heart desires."
My mother, true to form, radiated the stereotypical motherly vibe: "Don't worry about me. Just make whatever you want, dear."
So I said, "You want a nice cold-cut sandwich?" to which she replied, "I dunno, maybe something warm."
So I racked my brain. "How about some mac and cheese? You love my mac and cheese!"
She said "Maybe something meatier."
I said, "A steak? How about a nice, juicy steak?"
"Too much work, with the knife and the fork and the cutting and the chewing."
Hmm. "Spaghetti and meatballs? Meatballs are meaty!"
"Too round. Maybe something flatter?"
What did my mother want to eat?
logical-deduction real
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I may be just the only weird person, but what kind of person says: âÂÂI'll get you anything your little heart desires.â to their mother?
â Rohit Jose
Sep 16 at 14:54
cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/⦠Hmmmmm...
â Duck
Sep 16 at 16:54
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Is this even a riddle really
â Rohit Jose
Sep 16 at 17:18
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No riddle tag. It's real.
â Chowzen
Sep 16 at 17:22
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I asked my mother the other day, "What do you want for dinner? I'll get you anything your little heart desires."
My mother, true to form, radiated the stereotypical motherly vibe: "Don't worry about me. Just make whatever you want, dear."
So I said, "You want a nice cold-cut sandwich?" to which she replied, "I dunno, maybe something warm."
So I racked my brain. "How about some mac and cheese? You love my mac and cheese!"
She said "Maybe something meatier."
I said, "A steak? How about a nice, juicy steak?"
"Too much work, with the knife and the fork and the cutting and the chewing."
Hmm. "Spaghetti and meatballs? Meatballs are meaty!"
"Too round. Maybe something flatter?"
What did my mother want to eat?
logical-deduction real
I asked my mother the other day, "What do you want for dinner? I'll get you anything your little heart desires."
My mother, true to form, radiated the stereotypical motherly vibe: "Don't worry about me. Just make whatever you want, dear."
So I said, "You want a nice cold-cut sandwich?" to which she replied, "I dunno, maybe something warm."
So I racked my brain. "How about some mac and cheese? You love my mac and cheese!"
She said "Maybe something meatier."
I said, "A steak? How about a nice, juicy steak?"
"Too much work, with the knife and the fork and the cutting and the chewing."
Hmm. "Spaghetti and meatballs? Meatballs are meaty!"
"Too round. Maybe something flatter?"
What did my mother want to eat?
logical-deduction real
logical-deduction real
asked Sep 16 at 14:37
Chowzen
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I may be just the only weird person, but what kind of person says: âÂÂI'll get you anything your little heart desires.â to their mother?
â Rohit Jose
Sep 16 at 14:54
cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/⦠Hmmmmm...
â Duck
Sep 16 at 16:54
1
Is this even a riddle really
â Rohit Jose
Sep 16 at 17:18
1
No riddle tag. It's real.
â Chowzen
Sep 16 at 17:22
add a comment |Â
6
I may be just the only weird person, but what kind of person says: âÂÂI'll get you anything your little heart desires.â to their mother?
â Rohit Jose
Sep 16 at 14:54
cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/⦠Hmmmmm...
â Duck
Sep 16 at 16:54
1
Is this even a riddle really
â Rohit Jose
Sep 16 at 17:18
1
No riddle tag. It's real.
â Chowzen
Sep 16 at 17:22
6
6
I may be just the only weird person, but what kind of person says: âÂÂI'll get you anything your little heart desires.â to their mother?
â Rohit Jose
Sep 16 at 14:54
I may be just the only weird person, but what kind of person says: âÂÂI'll get you anything your little heart desires.â to their mother?
â Rohit Jose
Sep 16 at 14:54
cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/⦠Hmmmmm...
â Duck
Sep 16 at 16:54
cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/⦠Hmmmmm...
â Duck
Sep 16 at 16:54
1
1
Is this even a riddle really
â Rohit Jose
Sep 16 at 17:18
Is this even a riddle really
â Rohit Jose
Sep 16 at 17:18
1
1
No riddle tag. It's real.
â Chowzen
Sep 16 at 17:22
No riddle tag. It's real.
â Chowzen
Sep 16 at 17:22
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2 Answers
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Perhaps
she wanted a hamburger. No cutting, meat, flat, warm. But be sure to make the meat patties square.
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There you go! I made Wendy's-style (square) hamburgers, which is what she wanted all along.
â Chowzen
Sep 16 at 16:31
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@Chowzen Are they small enough to eat without chewing?
â JBentley
Sep 17 at 0:06
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Not sure if I'm going at this the right way, but
Meat loaf
Because
It is very meaty, it is warm, it is usually not chewy(depends if your a good cook or not), and a piece can be flat-ish.
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2 Answers
2
active
oldest
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2 Answers
2
active
oldest
votes
active
oldest
votes
active
oldest
votes
up vote
9
down vote
accepted
Perhaps
she wanted a hamburger. No cutting, meat, flat, warm. But be sure to make the meat patties square.
1
There you go! I made Wendy's-style (square) hamburgers, which is what she wanted all along.
â Chowzen
Sep 16 at 16:31
1
@Chowzen Are they small enough to eat without chewing?
â JBentley
Sep 17 at 0:06
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up vote
9
down vote
accepted
Perhaps
she wanted a hamburger. No cutting, meat, flat, warm. But be sure to make the meat patties square.
1
There you go! I made Wendy's-style (square) hamburgers, which is what she wanted all along.
â Chowzen
Sep 16 at 16:31
1
@Chowzen Are they small enough to eat without chewing?
â JBentley
Sep 17 at 0:06
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up vote
9
down vote
accepted
up vote
9
down vote
accepted
Perhaps
she wanted a hamburger. No cutting, meat, flat, warm. But be sure to make the meat patties square.
Perhaps
she wanted a hamburger. No cutting, meat, flat, warm. But be sure to make the meat patties square.
answered Sep 16 at 15:45
SteveV
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There you go! I made Wendy's-style (square) hamburgers, which is what she wanted all along.
â Chowzen
Sep 16 at 16:31
1
@Chowzen Are they small enough to eat without chewing?
â JBentley
Sep 17 at 0:06
add a comment |Â
1
There you go! I made Wendy's-style (square) hamburgers, which is what she wanted all along.
â Chowzen
Sep 16 at 16:31
1
@Chowzen Are they small enough to eat without chewing?
â JBentley
Sep 17 at 0:06
1
1
There you go! I made Wendy's-style (square) hamburgers, which is what she wanted all along.
â Chowzen
Sep 16 at 16:31
There you go! I made Wendy's-style (square) hamburgers, which is what she wanted all along.
â Chowzen
Sep 16 at 16:31
1
1
@Chowzen Are they small enough to eat without chewing?
â JBentley
Sep 17 at 0:06
@Chowzen Are they small enough to eat without chewing?
â JBentley
Sep 17 at 0:06
add a comment |Â
up vote
7
down vote
Not sure if I'm going at this the right way, but
Meat loaf
Because
It is very meaty, it is warm, it is usually not chewy(depends if your a good cook or not), and a piece can be flat-ish.
add a comment |Â
up vote
7
down vote
Not sure if I'm going at this the right way, but
Meat loaf
Because
It is very meaty, it is warm, it is usually not chewy(depends if your a good cook or not), and a piece can be flat-ish.
add a comment |Â
up vote
7
down vote
up vote
7
down vote
Not sure if I'm going at this the right way, but
Meat loaf
Because
It is very meaty, it is warm, it is usually not chewy(depends if your a good cook or not), and a piece can be flat-ish.
Not sure if I'm going at this the right way, but
Meat loaf
Because
It is very meaty, it is warm, it is usually not chewy(depends if your a good cook or not), and a piece can be flat-ish.
answered Sep 16 at 14:42
QuantumTwinkie
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I may be just the only weird person, but what kind of person says: âÂÂI'll get you anything your little heart desires.â to their mother?
â Rohit Jose
Sep 16 at 14:54
cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/⦠Hmmmmm...
â Duck
Sep 16 at 16:54
1
Is this even a riddle really
â Rohit Jose
Sep 16 at 17:18
1
No riddle tag. It's real.
â Chowzen
Sep 16 at 17:22