Short story - cars designed to seem faster than they actually are

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This is, I believe, in several Cyril Kornbluth works, but it's certainly in The Marching Morons.




The psychist climbed down into the driver's seat and did something with his feet. The motor started like lighting a blowtorch as big as a silo. Wallowing around in the cushions, Barlow saw through a rear-view mirror a tremendous exhaust filled with brilliant white sparkles.



"Do you like it?" yelled the psychist.



"It's terrific!" Barlow yelled back. "It's—"



He was shut up as the car pulled out from the bay into the road with a great voo-ooo-ooom! A gale roared past Barlow's head, though the windows seemed to be closed; the impression of speed was terrific. He located the speedometer on the dashboard and saw it climb past 90, 100, 150, 200.



.....



They seemed to be traveling so slowly, if you ignored the roaring air
past your ears and didn't let the speedy lines of the dream-boats fool
you. He would have sworn they were really crawling along at
twenty-five with occasional spurts up to thirty.



....



Barlow stiffened as he realized the rush of air past his ears began
just a brief, unreal split second before the car was actually moving.



....



"The automobiles have a top speed of one hundred kilometers per hour -
a kilometer is, if I recall my paleolinguistics, three-fifths of a
mile - and the speedometers are all rigged accordingly so the drivers
will think they are going two hundred and fifty."







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    Can be read online here.
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    One thing that bothered me about this story is why drivers would think they were going very fast when their only reference frame is how quickly buildings pass by. They would more likely think that "250 km/h isn't all that fast, really". Also, if they drive 50 km to work, wouldn't they wonder why it taks 30 rather than 12 minutes? Unless you also rigged every street sign showing distances.
    – Klaus Æ. Mogensen
    10 hours ago






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    @KlausÆ.Mogensen Well, the guy from the present figured it out in only one ride in a car. I guess the others really were morons.
    – Organic Marble
    9 hours ago







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    @KlausÆMogensen: Do note the title of the story, in which the word "morons" is used. The people in the story are easily stupid enough to be fooled.
    – JRE
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This is, I believe, in several Cyril Kornbluth works, but it's certainly in The Marching Morons.




The psychist climbed down into the driver's seat and did something with his feet. The motor started like lighting a blowtorch as big as a silo. Wallowing around in the cushions, Barlow saw through a rear-view mirror a tremendous exhaust filled with brilliant white sparkles.



"Do you like it?" yelled the psychist.



"It's terrific!" Barlow yelled back. "It's—"



He was shut up as the car pulled out from the bay into the road with a great voo-ooo-ooom! A gale roared past Barlow's head, though the windows seemed to be closed; the impression of speed was terrific. He located the speedometer on the dashboard and saw it climb past 90, 100, 150, 200.



.....



They seemed to be traveling so slowly, if you ignored the roaring air
past your ears and didn't let the speedy lines of the dream-boats fool
you. He would have sworn they were really crawling along at
twenty-five with occasional spurts up to thirty.



....



Barlow stiffened as he realized the rush of air past his ears began
just a brief, unreal split second before the car was actually moving.



....



"The automobiles have a top speed of one hundred kilometers per hour -
a kilometer is, if I recall my paleolinguistics, three-fifths of a
mile - and the speedometers are all rigged accordingly so the drivers
will think they are going two hundred and fifty."







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    – Broklynite
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    Can be read online here.
    – TheLethalCarrot
    11 hours ago






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    One thing that bothered me about this story is why drivers would think they were going very fast when their only reference frame is how quickly buildings pass by. They would more likely think that "250 km/h isn't all that fast, really". Also, if they drive 50 km to work, wouldn't they wonder why it taks 30 rather than 12 minutes? Unless you also rigged every street sign showing distances.
    – Klaus Æ. Mogensen
    10 hours ago






  • 9




    @KlausÆ.Mogensen Well, the guy from the present figured it out in only one ride in a car. I guess the others really were morons.
    – Organic Marble
    9 hours ago







  • 8




    @KlausÆMogensen: Do note the title of the story, in which the word "morons" is used. The people in the story are easily stupid enough to be fooled.
    – JRE
    8 hours ago














up vote
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This is, I believe, in several Cyril Kornbluth works, but it's certainly in The Marching Morons.




The psychist climbed down into the driver's seat and did something with his feet. The motor started like lighting a blowtorch as big as a silo. Wallowing around in the cushions, Barlow saw through a rear-view mirror a tremendous exhaust filled with brilliant white sparkles.



"Do you like it?" yelled the psychist.



"It's terrific!" Barlow yelled back. "It's—"



He was shut up as the car pulled out from the bay into the road with a great voo-ooo-ooom! A gale roared past Barlow's head, though the windows seemed to be closed; the impression of speed was terrific. He located the speedometer on the dashboard and saw it climb past 90, 100, 150, 200.



.....



They seemed to be traveling so slowly, if you ignored the roaring air
past your ears and didn't let the speedy lines of the dream-boats fool
you. He would have sworn they were really crawling along at
twenty-five with occasional spurts up to thirty.



....



Barlow stiffened as he realized the rush of air past his ears began
just a brief, unreal split second before the car was actually moving.



....



"The automobiles have a top speed of one hundred kilometers per hour -
a kilometer is, if I recall my paleolinguistics, three-fifths of a
mile - and the speedometers are all rigged accordingly so the drivers
will think they are going two hundred and fifty."







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    Damn just beat me well done
    – Broklynite
    11 hours ago






  • 1




    Can be read online here.
    – TheLethalCarrot
    11 hours ago






  • 9




    One thing that bothered me about this story is why drivers would think they were going very fast when their only reference frame is how quickly buildings pass by. They would more likely think that "250 km/h isn't all that fast, really". Also, if they drive 50 km to work, wouldn't they wonder why it taks 30 rather than 12 minutes? Unless you also rigged every street sign showing distances.
    – Klaus Æ. Mogensen
    10 hours ago






  • 9




    @KlausÆ.Mogensen Well, the guy from the present figured it out in only one ride in a car. I guess the others really were morons.
    – Organic Marble
    9 hours ago







  • 8




    @KlausÆMogensen: Do note the title of the story, in which the word "morons" is used. The people in the story are easily stupid enough to be fooled.
    – JRE
    8 hours ago












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up vote
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This is, I believe, in several Cyril Kornbluth works, but it's certainly in The Marching Morons.




The psychist climbed down into the driver's seat and did something with his feet. The motor started like lighting a blowtorch as big as a silo. Wallowing around in the cushions, Barlow saw through a rear-view mirror a tremendous exhaust filled with brilliant white sparkles.



"Do you like it?" yelled the psychist.



"It's terrific!" Barlow yelled back. "It's—"



He was shut up as the car pulled out from the bay into the road with a great voo-ooo-ooom! A gale roared past Barlow's head, though the windows seemed to be closed; the impression of speed was terrific. He located the speedometer on the dashboard and saw it climb past 90, 100, 150, 200.



.....



They seemed to be traveling so slowly, if you ignored the roaring air
past your ears and didn't let the speedy lines of the dream-boats fool
you. He would have sworn they were really crawling along at
twenty-five with occasional spurts up to thirty.



....



Barlow stiffened as he realized the rush of air past his ears began
just a brief, unreal split second before the car was actually moving.



....



"The automobiles have a top speed of one hundred kilometers per hour -
a kilometer is, if I recall my paleolinguistics, three-fifths of a
mile - and the speedometers are all rigged accordingly so the drivers
will think they are going two hundred and fifty."







share|improve this answer














This is, I believe, in several Cyril Kornbluth works, but it's certainly in The Marching Morons.




The psychist climbed down into the driver's seat and did something with his feet. The motor started like lighting a blowtorch as big as a silo. Wallowing around in the cushions, Barlow saw through a rear-view mirror a tremendous exhaust filled with brilliant white sparkles.



"Do you like it?" yelled the psychist.



"It's terrific!" Barlow yelled back. "It's—"



He was shut up as the car pulled out from the bay into the road with a great voo-ooo-ooom! A gale roared past Barlow's head, though the windows seemed to be closed; the impression of speed was terrific. He located the speedometer on the dashboard and saw it climb past 90, 100, 150, 200.



.....



They seemed to be traveling so slowly, if you ignored the roaring air
past your ears and didn't let the speedy lines of the dream-boats fool
you. He would have sworn they were really crawling along at
twenty-five with occasional spurts up to thirty.



....



Barlow stiffened as he realized the rush of air past his ears began
just a brief, unreal split second before the car was actually moving.



....



"The automobiles have a top speed of one hundred kilometers per hour -
a kilometer is, if I recall my paleolinguistics, three-fifths of a
mile - and the speedometers are all rigged accordingly so the drivers
will think they are going two hundred and fifty."








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    Damn just beat me well done
    – Broklynite
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    Can be read online here.
    – TheLethalCarrot
    11 hours ago






  • 9




    One thing that bothered me about this story is why drivers would think they were going very fast when their only reference frame is how quickly buildings pass by. They would more likely think that "250 km/h isn't all that fast, really". Also, if they drive 50 km to work, wouldn't they wonder why it taks 30 rather than 12 minutes? Unless you also rigged every street sign showing distances.
    – Klaus Æ. Mogensen
    10 hours ago






  • 9




    @KlausÆ.Mogensen Well, the guy from the present figured it out in only one ride in a car. I guess the others really were morons.
    – Organic Marble
    9 hours ago







  • 8




    @KlausÆMogensen: Do note the title of the story, in which the word "morons" is used. The people in the story are easily stupid enough to be fooled.
    – JRE
    8 hours ago












  • 2




    Damn just beat me well done
    – Broklynite
    11 hours ago






  • 1




    Can be read online here.
    – TheLethalCarrot
    11 hours ago






  • 9




    One thing that bothered me about this story is why drivers would think they were going very fast when their only reference frame is how quickly buildings pass by. They would more likely think that "250 km/h isn't all that fast, really". Also, if they drive 50 km to work, wouldn't they wonder why it taks 30 rather than 12 minutes? Unless you also rigged every street sign showing distances.
    – Klaus Æ. Mogensen
    10 hours ago






  • 9




    @KlausÆ.Mogensen Well, the guy from the present figured it out in only one ride in a car. I guess the others really were morons.
    – Organic Marble
    9 hours ago







  • 8




    @KlausÆMogensen: Do note the title of the story, in which the word "morons" is used. The people in the story are easily stupid enough to be fooled.
    – JRE
    8 hours ago







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Damn just beat me well done
– Broklynite
11 hours ago




Damn just beat me well done
– Broklynite
11 hours ago




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Can be read online here.
– TheLethalCarrot
11 hours ago




Can be read online here.
– TheLethalCarrot
11 hours ago




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One thing that bothered me about this story is why drivers would think they were going very fast when their only reference frame is how quickly buildings pass by. They would more likely think that "250 km/h isn't all that fast, really". Also, if they drive 50 km to work, wouldn't they wonder why it taks 30 rather than 12 minutes? Unless you also rigged every street sign showing distances.
– Klaus Æ. Mogensen
10 hours ago




One thing that bothered me about this story is why drivers would think they were going very fast when their only reference frame is how quickly buildings pass by. They would more likely think that "250 km/h isn't all that fast, really". Also, if they drive 50 km to work, wouldn't they wonder why it taks 30 rather than 12 minutes? Unless you also rigged every street sign showing distances.
– Klaus Æ. Mogensen
10 hours ago




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@KlausÆ.Mogensen Well, the guy from the present figured it out in only one ride in a car. I guess the others really were morons.
– Organic Marble
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@KlausÆ.Mogensen Well, the guy from the present figured it out in only one ride in a car. I guess the others really were morons.
– Organic Marble
9 hours ago





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@KlausÆMogensen: Do note the title of the story, in which the word "morons" is used. The people in the story are easily stupid enough to be fooled.
– JRE
8 hours ago




@KlausÆMogensen: Do note the title of the story, in which the word "morons" is used. The people in the story are easily stupid enough to be fooled.
– JRE
8 hours ago










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